Tuesday, April 05, 2005

make or break fest iv

with the once every six months event approaching soon, we here at where's has all the booze gone are proud to bring you the review show. today we review the special chracteristics of our participants.

first up is the indians (from india of coz): basically there are 2 kinds. one of coz the very hardworking kind, these ppl usually sit in front, and they are pretty quiet in expressing themselves. and then there are those that don't really study. you can recognise them from the noise they generate everywhere, basically they talk very loud at night disturbing the rest time that other participants get between trainings. and that's what they are only good at, during presentations or tutorials they will bullshit their way out of any and every situation.

then there are the chinese (from china of coz): these spot 2 kinds too. the one that studies very hard, and are super kiasu, in fact they are more singaporean than us singaporeans. an incident happened during one of the practical training sessions whereby some singaporeans took a equipment of the chinaman by mistake, and he crudely exclaim 'that's mine!!' even after the offenders apologised, he was shooting them with the damn disgusted and pissed off "trying to still my floppy disk u never will get an A losers" look. the of cos there are the slack ones where they play computer games, watch movies, play basketball and do anything but studying cept before the paper itself (yes im refering to my roommate). a typical trait of this 2nd kind is that they'll repeatedly like to watch a certain movie called harold & kumar and play the part where the nice black burger shack employee shouts "lets burn this muthafucker down!!" yupps, he watches it over and over, and shouts it over and over at 1 am in the morning.. don't ask if he's roomie was acting as mad..

then there's the viets (from vietnam of coz): what can i say?? i've only really only seen one ok viet guy in the tournament grounds in the 2 years that the event was held. that really shows the nature of the participants they send over doesn't it?? one particular experience is when the singaporean cum china contingent had set down the ground rules for a project which require everybody to submit their files in a certain format. then this viet leader from another team comes and ask us how come we changed the system (the system was up for a week with no complains) and we said that its a requirement if we want the system to work. and he asks if we can change it just because he thinks that he rather works with lots of folders. (remember the system IS working, it isn't that there's any flaw). bahh

and then there's the singaporean (from singapore of coz): there's also the very hardworking kind. and the slack kind, as seen in the photos below, one of them recently got himself an ipod photo and he was seen playing with it the whole day instead of studying.. bahhh new toy.. its going to cause singapore her medals at this year's game again.


the distracTOR


who's that in the reflection???!!