ideas come from a can
life's greatest pleasure is not sex, nor getting high , nor stuffing yourself with the most wonderful cuisine. it is actually taking a shit. i think taking a shit is the most enjoyable thing mainly because that's where you kick start your greatest achievements. why do i say so?? because for that 10 mins you are trapped in that 2 by 3 cubicle and it forces you to do something, like think, figure out the equation in your notes, beat that high score on your fone (yupp,my minigolf high score was from the can). but whatever you do there, you can be sure there's no distractions (maybe cept for the guy in the nxt cubicle whose singing or making funny noises, like hua hui). and yes, thats the best place to do any form of thinking, i tell you, all great thinkers are shitters. those who don't think, they are just constipated assholes i tell ya.
well you may argue that taking a shower also has the same effect. not quite, for starters when you are shitting, you are sitting down (unless you are in the squat kind, for those if you are well trained, you still can do great amounts of thinking, but if you're damn lau-ya and have no strength to squat for long, the only thing you're thinking about is trying not to fall into the damn bowl). and also, the only thing that is doing work is your number 2. no arms to scrub yourself, your hair, no need to wipe water off your eyes. in fact if you really want to add abit of asthetic nature sounds to it, you can occasionally pull the flush to produce that waterfall sound.
that said, guess where the inspiration for this post came from??
"ideas come from the can, they were thought up by a man, in a toilet down town.."
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napkin man
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11:20 pm
