Monday, April 12, 2004

make or break fest II updates

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duration: 22 april - 8 may
venue: nanyang technological university
updates: finally, as we draw closer to the much anticipated games, we take a look at how the participants are doing from where we left them. the viets have adopted a much unexpected tatic. now their downplaying their coaches instructions!! from the training sessions we could hear "no i think that's wrong" when their instructors are explaining to them technics and strategies. also they have asked one instructor to check their solution, much to the amusement of the rest of the field the instructor curtly replied "wrong answer i dont want to check lar, i only see right answers". surprisingly, the last star team player nicked name "why like that" aka "ting tang tong" has not been seen of late.

the once quiet china team has been adding lots of heat to the playing field. always strong in their respective fields, they have chosen to undermine the locals who so graciously host them. as can be seen in 110404's newpaper, a report on how china participants are biting the hand that fed them. comments like "who asked the spore govt to be so cheap to sponser our education here" and "i wont come back even if they asked me to stay" echoes throughout as cluessless locals look on. those with more national pride has begun giving their 2 cents worth of the situation. another tatic they employed is to lawnmow their exponents during training sessions with their bicycle. yes, bicycle. one china participant was seen riding he's bicycle in the buildings. an eyewitness who only wants to be know as napkin man recounts:

" so i was waiting for the lift to go up, then this guy rode in from the road, into the lift lobby. i mean so dumb rite?? in the lift lobby he never dismount and chose to ride straight in, then he juz nice park in front of the lift door when the door opened. he almost knocked like some poor uncle coming out lor, all the people were stunned. and he juz pushed he's bike in to the lift like the rest in the lobby are dead or something, no cow sense to queue isit?? being pissed i took the lift beside which zhun zhun came down. then i went up, when i reached my level, i thought thats over, ni nao hia when i was walking thru the corridor, which can only have the most 3 people walking abreast, i heard something behind me. lucky i siam to one side, that asshole was actually riding he's stopid red bicycle!! cant he push it or something?? no sense u know.. i cant afford to kanna knock down man mana wu eng!!!. then straight ahead again, he was squeezed into a small opening cause some guy in front walking. so instead of slowing down, he purposely try to squeeze thru.. i tell u, these ppl should have their bicycles wheel clamped manz.. or have their bicycle license revoked"

well interesting account. back to the games, elsewhere, the indians are starting to settle down. with no new happenings from them, we assume that they are fully prepared for the start of the games. the spore participants are starting to get edgy. as usual, last minute preparations have left many of them feeling the strain of training day and night, with very little rest. although one participant, the one who juz gave he's account, napkin man was quite happy, we asked him why.. " orrh no lar, i just quite happy finally i got one paper held in my home ground hall 8 lar, its my GE paper, but still.. i really hope the publicity com can paint banner for the home ground advantage people lor.." well... whatever...

ok, with barely 2 weeks to go before the start of the games, we here at wheres has all the booze gone also eagerly awaits the opening ceremony.. stay tune for more updates...