bartending 101
if you are fortunate enough to have bottles of liquour, wine or beer readily available and you wanna mix yourself a drink, do take note of a couple of points. if you are under 18, don't read this go to sleep or click on one of the less provacating links on the right. those under alcohol fasting should take this in light hearted manner.
ok firstly, consider whats the purpose of mixing that drink. for the general purpose of juz chillin while reading blogs, a small bottle of wine (like those served on planes) or a 330ml can or bottle of beer (heineken only) is the easiest way to go. just open and enjoy. however if you happen to find yourself in a situation where, there's no beer or wine in hand, because u ran out, or because you have no $$ to get it from nanyang supermart, do a search around the area to see if there's that old bottle of liquor (children under 18 still reading this are strongly discouraged from doing this) that your dad stashed away or something. if you find one, preferbly less hardcore stuff like vodka/barcardi/whisky/ all is not lost!! next thing to do is to find a mixer (note mixer is anything non-alcoholic and water is not recommended unless you are 40 and above) like sodas or fruit juices (tonic water not recommended also, unless you are mambo going ah beng)
generally the rule is to pour the liqour in before the mixer (thats how clubs do it), so estimate well in the absence of a shot glass, and keep the portion less than one shot (if you don't wanna get high, and it sux getting high without indie boy around). however, if u are a moron like me, who likes to pour in the cranberry juice first, remember more vodka doesnt mean more kick. it just means u get high faster and if you still want to carry on doing some productive stuffs (like c++) do not be greedy . just a little will do, just to add the tangy feel to it. also, too much will cause getting up the nxt morning to be a bitch.
well i will not go into detail on what you should do if your purpose is for getting high/drunk/wasted. the rule of thumb is more *beer/wine/liqour* = more high/drunk/wasted.
author: napkin man
references: the fellowship of the drunk
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napkin man
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