welcome to the love parade
well in the age where everything and anything can be commercialised, we're staring at valentine's day!! alrite juz some thoughts to my homies
to the couples: well well, you are the few, wait there's actually alot of ya out there, who are the blessed ppl who gets to be with the ppl whom you like/love. and it is indeed a joyous occassion for you ppl and i do hope you all cherish your companions, and not take them for granted.. well less sex and more love please!!
to the singles: well congratulations!! you are the few who will not experience the pain of forking out 10 dollars for a rose!! indeed it is also a joyous occassion as a single man is a free man... and a single woman is a bitchy woman, but well thats another story for another day. but for those who are sick and tired of being alone, do call 1800-no-more-lonely-nights and look for napkin man, he's sure to be free and available for all the lonely women out there.. call now before appointment slots are fully booked!!
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