Wednesday, November 29, 2006

most entertaining food ever

i was eating yan yan (you know the biscuit sticks with the dips?? i was eating the chocolate one) today.. and i swear its the most entertaining food ever. if u ever feel bored, u shud grab one to understand what i mean. on the biscuit thingy, there's these like animals and then some basic description. here are 2 of my favourites!


chicken : kokekokko ?????!!!


whale: biggesy mammal ????!!!

i ish amused..

travelling thru time


napkin man has a time machine!!

time to zip back to the past and re-live my life...

Friday, November 24, 2006

cast away


napkin man has been stranded on nanyang island for too long now

help!

Monday, November 20, 2006

liang teh


napkin man needs his liang teh to carry on his journey


thanks all

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Saturday, November 11, 2006

lao napkin man fails his ippt


isit his age, or isit the seafood platter???

horrible experience today. broadjump was measly 221. sit up was 38 (??!! i can't even get full 5 points!!) shuttle run was the only ok one. the best part?? ZERO pull ups!!! i remembered being able to do 6 in a not too distant 2 months ago leh...could i attribute it to overstraining my arms in a not too distant 3 weeks ago??

decided to stay on for the 2.4 run to see if my nitely jogs paid off.. well it kindda did, 10.25 was a satisfactory timing for me.. if only i had passed my freaking pull ups!!

i seriously think im either too fat or too old...

Monday, November 06, 2006

onitsuka tigers


and napkin man lets them out of the cage

breaking news



today, a 23 year old man was sentenced to 3 weeks of exams in boon lay prison for commiting the crime of sloth. yeo boon huat, an undergraduate student at the nanyang technological university was caught by academic police last tuesday after a month long stake out. academic police caught yeo red handed while he was watching 'harrold and kumar goes to white castle" as well as "dude where's my car" while under the influence of alcohol.

yeo was charged in court on thursday where he pleaded guilty. his sentencing today was witnessed by family and friends. most of his friends were there not to show support but to mock him. yeo was calm before justice nantah read out his sentence, but that calm front immediately broke down when he heard the sentence.

yeo is not likely to appeal the verdict.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

make or break fest is back!!! after a one year hiatus, MOB 2006 promises to be a competition that includes more events. new addition includes events in physical and mathematical sciences, art and design and much much more!

lets check out the preparations of the different contingents. first up, the indian contingent. they never fail to impress the rest of their field with their commitment to bring down the rest of the field. one of their tatics is to talk loudy in their residences, from morning till late in the night. as singaporean competitor yeo boon huat describes "wah lau, they talk like they own the place like that, 3 am ready still can hear them. morning wake up 8 am also can hear them, even from the busstop. i think i even hear them in my sleep lor..."

the vietnamese contingent has been quiet so far, few have spotted the particpants. one wonders if they have decided to forfeit this year's competition. the same can be said for the chinese contingent.

now we take a closer look at the local team. it is evident that the younger participants have been putting in alot more effort than their senior counterparts. as veteran competitor of the computer engineering event, napkin man puts it "i think with the new scoring system, everybody is gunning for the top space. its really crazy, in four years of taking part, i never heard of a junior competitor that is so chao pia. they really put us seniors to shame. maybe if i could just spike their drinks *censored*"

so with all preparations well on the way, we await the start of the competition in under three weeks time. here at where's has all the booze gone promises to bring you up to date coverage of the event.