i want to know
why happy hour is not just an hour??
why i don't feel happy during happy hour??
why the opposite of inhale is not outhale??
why they call it a milo godzilla, but there's no giant monster in the cup??
why the uncle gave adrian a tissue prata when he wanted tissue??
why a lacoste from thailand feels different from the original lacoste??
why there's a ladies nite but no gentlemen nite??
why my finger cut wound smells like beer??
why the pasta at breko taste terrible sometimes, but yet so lovely at others??
was the mango that dented adrian's car juicy?? (edited)
why am i sitting here during office hours typing so many questions??
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napkin man
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11:31 am
