brain clot
no post
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12:04 am
da vincent code
went to watch da vinci code on saturday nite.. if u have read the book, pls dun watch it cos it really bastardises the book ALOT. but then again its just one of those shows that u hafta watch so u can discuss about the inaccuracies with ur frens.
aniwei went home that nite at 3am, and fell into deep sleep.. the funny thing was i was dreaming that i was on a grail quest myself. and when i finally found the cryptext and manage to open it.. it was actually a pilot white board marker. i still remember that the colour is blue. so yeah the situation was we were in a car, then i was in the passenger seat, and when i found out wat was inside, my reaction was to shout damn loudly "what the fuck?!!!" n the 3 of us in the car burst out laughing.. then somehow there was another car beside us (also frens i presume).. then i showed it to them thru the window and they burst out laughing also..
then i woke up at 7am .. and i thought to myself .. "what the fuck?!!"
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1:10 pm
what the??
my dad relly has a way to irritate the hell outta me. so last night dad wanted my mom to take something from my room, but my mom told him that my bro was asleep ready.. and he insisted that my bro is not asleep yet.. of cos then my mom convinced him that my bro was asleep ready lar, door close, air con on, lights off.. like duh?
that's not what pissed me off .. so then i went to sleep (yeah i share room with my bro in case you dun make the connnection by now). and then i was already going to drift off when all of a sudden my dad burst into the room. fans of sienfeld, u know how kramer (cosmo!!) always burst into jerry's apartment?? yeah that kind of burst in.. and cos the dining room lights were switched on, then all the light flood in lar. he obviously knows that one of us is asleep rite?? cant he just slowly open the door?? that's not all.....
so i dunno wat he was doing lar, cos the door was opened for sometime.. my guess is that he was checking to see if we were really asleep...but i mean hey!!! my bro is definitely ko'ed.. and im lying on my bed in the snuggled up position.. what the hell could i be possibly doing?!! (ok those of u who like to think outta the box, i don't doo anything under my blanket so keep ur imagination to urself).. maybe dad thinks im msn'ing in my head or something. but that's not the all too..
he actually asked me if i was asleep!!!!!! at this juncture i know some of u are thinking, well its a legit question mahh, cos maybe im still tossing around trying to get to sleep.. but isn't trying to get to sleep equals to already want to sleep?? his exact words are 'hui (yes kay hui is my stat name, not boon huat) sleep ready ah??' im like .......?!!!!!!!!!! i knew wat his intention was, he wanted to ask if i still wanted the kitchen toilet lights so he'd leave it on for me if i needed it.. but isn't it obvious i won't be needing it?!!!!!!
sigh.. and did i already mention the plants??
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napkin man
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10:22 am
weird names
was cutting my toe nails just now, and i just recalled the black stuff in your nails is called toe jam. which reminds me, the other day i went out with my freshie, and she was looking at this moisturiser thingy that the salesgirl said was body butter.. why do they give weird names to things that cannot be eaten?!! im hoping we will see a hair kaya soon..
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napkin man
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11:42 pm
updates
okies, this is really frustrating.. i took my laptop back on thursday, and now i'll be sending it back for servicing again.. why? becos those idiots didn't do a proper job!! i mean they replaced my hard disk, but instead of it sounding more efficient, the hard disk spins like crazy.. makes a hell lota noise (worse than my supposedly spoilt hard disk).. and furthermore, my comp seem to be ultra slow now.. sooo now i gotta waste my money to travel all the way back to kallang and shove the damn thing in thier face.
oh the funny thing when i told my mom that the comp is ultra slow now, she was like "how fast you want?? wait awhile will die ah??" .. hmm obviusly she's oblivious to how many lives would have perish if napkin man doesn't have a fast enuff computer..
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napkin man
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2:55 pm
hit by a truck
the light was green in my favour
as i stepped on the tarmac and took a few steps
i heard a loud swoosh from my left
turned and saw a truck coming my way
it was too fast for me to do anything
it hit me on my ribs, and sent me 6 feet flying
i thought it was all over
but as cruel as it might seem
i was fully concious as the truck carried on
not a screech from the brakes
or a swerve to the side
it carried on, in the direction of my face
it hit me the second time
dragging me with it
slowly but surely i'd not be concious
of the pain, the pain which now
resonates through every inch me
as i helplessy move along
i know it'll end, i'll not feel a thing
but for now, i'll slowly disintegrate
as pieces of me fall apart
they will not be put back together
as i await the arrival of the end
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napkin man
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1:06 pm
wheres has all the projects gone??
23 % of students got their No 1 choice
14 % of students got their No 2 choice
11 % of students got their No 3 choice
8 % of students got their No 4 choice
7 % of students got their No 5 choice
5 % of students got their No 6 choice
4 % of students got their No 7 choice
3 % of students got their No 8 choice
4 % of students got their No 9 choice
3 % of students got their No 10 choice
10 % of students did not get any project
this is the result of the final year project allocation.. i fall under the 10%.. i've got a huge urge to scream out "why like dat??!!"
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napkin man
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1:50 pm
if i never woke up
would you have found me??
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napkin man
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5:45 pm
i didn't wish for
all the sadness in the world tonight to be on me
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napkin man
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5:48 pm
where the bloody hell
is my toshiba satellite pro M10 laptop??
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napkin man
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4:35 pm
long time
since i went to zouk on a wednesday night. about 8 months to be exact... yes im a closet mambo slut, u can find me guilty of love in the first degree with mambo. but then i will finally get to be dancing with you in the summer rain. i mean certain things fade away, but we'll still be together forever and never to part wherever there's retro music. so don't be a guy/gal who's 18th century brain is in the 21st century head. therefore, if you're gian to go tonight, call me, call me, and we'll always be together, together in electric dreams.
but if somehow tonight don't turn out that well, please, give a little respect.. and darling,leave a light on for me.cos there's too many broken hearts in the world already, we don't need another one. for i really would love to be dancing in that square room with you again.and after the whole nite, and if i should be so lucky in love, we can go west to eat supper. lastly i heard a rumour, that tonight will be good.
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napkin man
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11:20 am
just missing
you a lot ...
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napkin man
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10:48 am
postings
haven't been online much (except when im in the office) cos my laptop is still freaking under servicing. thus explaining the dwindling in the number of posts here. plus my mind is one big blank when i try to blog in the office (prolly becos half my brain is concentrated on pressing the alt tab button when someone walks into the lab)
anyway, sorry to disappoint fans of where's has all the booze gone, but the forecast is that it will be a blog drought for the next one month or so. unless of cos some kind soul will buy me an ibook .. christmas comes early!
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napkin man
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5:17 pm
feeling like...
slash dot slash dot slash dot slash ...
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napkin man
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10:33 am
to yiffie
happy birthday to you...
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napkin man
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10:32 am
