snort
hmmmm when taking a nap in the office, a more glam way to do so is just to rest your head on the table and nap away. never ever slump back on your chair such that ur head is slightly tilted upwards. becos then when you drift off into deep sleep, your air passage gets blocked and you let out a snore, or rather snorting sounds which can be super unglam. well at least i have my own little 'office' with nobody around.. but anyway, God save the glam .
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2:39 pm
green with envy
wah lau.. yiffie just told me something that made me damn envious.. sigh ...
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2:55 pm
i am environmental friendly
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10:31 pm
sniffs
the familiar smell of your perfume fills the air
but i turn around to find you are not there
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10:07 am
people skills 101
call me slow, but i just realised today that when u ask someone out, you should not tell him/her that its cos u kanna dua or pang seh(played out) by the person u were originally supposed to meet. hmmm yeah even if it is so, its best only you know.. =P . well of cos unless your back up plan person is brian or mark, then its okies, cos when they recieve my call they know that i kanna dua'ed ready.. wait wait.. they don't need to know that.. hmm shit did i just lose all my frens in one nite?? i think i'll go die alone now..
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12:04 am
v for vitagen
this story is set in the future in gutland. the former united states of adominal organ's war has spilled over to gutland and thrown the whole country in chaos. along came a young political intestinal bacteria known as salmonella. unkown to the rest of the country, salmonella rigged the elections by showing the country how quickly his government reacted to a virus crisis. unkown to them, salmonella was the one who introduced the virus called st food poisoning's virus to 3 areas in the first place.
after that, he created a post for himself, known as the supreme bacteria. and he ruled the country through mindless propaganda that the government is good. he also instilled fear in the country and whoever opposed him was dealt with serverly.
he also ran a test facility off town known as the yakult detention center. there a dr shirota was researching the st food poisoning virus and needed to find somebody who would generate antibodies to it. her test subjects were people found to have committed treason against the government, homosexuals and other weird ppl. all the test subjects died from the injections of the virus except one. he was the prisoner locked up in room v (roman character for the number 5).
one day there was a loud explosion in the detention center. most of the people inside died, the prisoner in room 5 and dr shirota were 2 of them. the prisoner in room 5 then went on to take on the code name v and sought revenge on those who created the monster that he was. along with that he represented an idea, and he created a new awareness among the ppl that what they see in their government isn't necessary wasn't all that good. he challenged the people to take action, and one year later on november 5th,that they should march down to watch the parliament house get destroyed.
within that one year, he wrecked havoc within the government, causing them to panic and a search for him ensued. slowly but surely, the people got to know about the horrific things that the government was doing, and slowly it eroded their faith in them. the bacteria codename v also helped a girl by the name of lactobacillus overcome her greatest fears in life. finally v killed all the ppl that made him who he was and in the process lost his own life. but most important of all, v represented an idea, and ideas cannot be killed. and he let the bacterias know that 'the bacterias should not fear the body, it is the body that should fear the bacterias'.
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10:18 pm
where's has all the bus gone??
roses are red
violets are blue
waited 30 mins for a bus
166 and 14, fuck you!!
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9:55 am
from debsYou Should Be a Film Writer 
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!
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1:00 am
break my bones
was looking thru the ministry of sound webbie. go to the broadcast section and watch the adam freeland's video (PLEASE GO WATCH IT, AND TURN UP UR SUB WOOFERS!!) . the track is just SUPER fantastic (no no, its not a macdonalds advertisment!!). yeah its damn breaks, just got reminded of last saturday night at lavelle..
well lavelle started off damn well, then after that it just went down hill lar, in the words of yiffie "he is damn lazy" and "wah lau, this music got no personality lor".. hmmm ok she's not THAT big a house fan (yar she's a ceiling fan...) but i can totally agree with her lar.. it paled so much in comparison to the U.N.K.L.E nite with heineken green room (which we got to go in free, and mambo was playing summer rain when we entered.. soo plus points to all!!)
so the saving grace of saturday night was tony tay. i cant describe it as well as mark... he said 'god bless tony tay' and its totally thru. the breaks was just awesome. when we entered he was playing green velvet's lala land in the breakest shite.. then he dropped like 2 killers' songs (Mr Brightside and Somebody told me, which ironically i think make fantastic mambo songs.. haha) the dance floor surprisingly was super empty, no loss for the few of us (yif, lock,mark and john) as there was so much space to just jump, gallop, bounce whatever. and to cap off the nite, his last song was smashing pumpkin's 1979 (all the songs in breaks of cos) .. orgas....
how did we ever forget we grew up with tony??
your cellphone, your wallet
your time, your ideas
no barcode, no party
no id, no beers
your bank card, your license
your thoughts, your fears
no sim card, no disco
no photo, not here
your blood,your sweat
your passions, your regrets
your profits, your time off
your fashion, your sex
your bills, your ???!!
your tits, your asset
your laughs, your balls
we want it all
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11:00 pm
silence
Take
Take till there's nothing
Nothing to turn to
Nothing when you get through
Won't you break
Scattered pieces of all I've been
Bowing to all I've been
Running to
Where are you?
Where are you?
Did you leave me unbreakable?
You leave me frozen?
I've never felt so cold
I thought you were silent
And I thought you left me
For the wreckage and the waste
On an empty beach of faith
Was it true?
Cuz I...I got a question
I got a question
Where are you?
Scream
Deeper I wanna scream
I want you to hear me
I want you to find me
Cuz I...I want to believe
But all I pray is wrong
And all I claim is gone
-jars of clay
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10:54 pm
shit zoo
heard this joke from mark sometime back, i just remembered it and thought it was funny.. i think its something like that:
i went to the zoo the other day
this zoo only had one dog...
it was a shitzu
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9:18 pm
sitting waiting wishing
hmm it totally describes me now.. sitting here doing nothing, waiting for 6 oclock, and wishing it comes sooner than later.. well thanks once again to jack johnson who always writes songs that relate to me!! muahahaha
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5:25 pm
a tale of 3 guitars
yamaha C-40 classical
some of you might have already read from a previous post ther reason why i picked up the guitar in the first place. well the year was 1997, i was 15, raging hormones and needed to jio char bo (ok not that my hormones aren't raging now, but that's another story for another post). so anyway, i saved up some money and got my best buddy and a whole bunch of my sec sch khakis to plaza singapura (before they revamped it) and bought this guitar. next my best buddy indie boy started to teach me a lil about chords and all, and slowly i just learnt how to play. well, i guess just knowing how to play the guitar aint going to let you jio alot of char bo
fender mexican telecaster
so then the next logical thing to do was to join a band. and how else to look uber cool in a band than to own an electric guitar yourself? yeah so the year was 1998, after o levels, a couple of us decided to form a band called the ac derelicts. and yeah indie boy and me went to get an electric guitar each. he got the gibson epiphone les paul while i got the mexican telecaster.. i always liked how the telecaster look compared to the strat. but we didn't get to use our guitars for the performances, so it was more of a pride thing for me at that time i guess.
hmmm that performance went pretty well except my 15 seconds of fame was stolen by my fella band mate thomas. well you see, i was playing a sort of lil solo (well it was a sucky one lar, but still at that time can 'solo' then looks damn uber cool what). while i was playing it, thomas suddenly just took the mic and rolled all over the floor.. andd hence all focus was on him.. sigh. anyway 3 of em went on to do much much greater things in the form of leeson (they really rock by the way, lurve their new tunes!! aye mark get gt to cut the LP lar!) and i was left still without char bo and worse of all my guitar got bruised. well you see i let the guitar hang on my 10 dollar guitar strap, and while i was adjusting my amp the strap gave way and my guitar just plonked to the floor. lets just say the guitar has never been the same again ever since (its just rotting now, i think in need to fix it.. for the 3rd time!) 
yamaha apx3 semi accoustic
so with such a lousy run, you would wonder why would i go and buy a new guitar right?? ok lar its not a new guitar actually, its a 2nd guitar which i got for quite cheap. apparently this guy's fren gave it to him and he doesn't really play it, so its like as good as brand new lar. anyway, i gave up on the playing guitar to jio char bo (think maybe cos i only know how to play 3 songs, then they 'chey!'?? haha). hence the guitar is now the instrument of my emotions. what better way to express yourself than through every note, every chords that just describes the right feeling?? music soothes even the savage beast.. (yes i am the beast, but im not a beastie boy). oh wells, anyway this is a bo liao post lar, i just wanted to show off my new (ok 2nd hand) guitar.. but just wanted to add abit of entertainment value to it.. muahahaha
by the way, my mom summed up my life the other day for me. basically she says i just like to play guitar and drink alcohol.. so there you have it, im not that complicated after all...
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9:28 pm
ah ma on wheels
am i slow or does everyone already know there's a cleaning company with such a name?? i dunno, i keep picturing old grannies on wheel chairs cleaning houses.. hmmm aint really useful if they cant reach cupboard tops rite ??
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5:45 pm
my precious
it took me 10 mins to type one sms on the bus just now ...
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9:39 pm
2 atoms
make one molecue .. i have an oxygen molecue ..
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11:06 pm
who is
getting irritated with my one liner posts??
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9:33 pm
many small steps
to bring me to where i want to be ...
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6:49 pm
life is
like a roller coaster ride.. its only exciting when you're going down
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4:42 pm
why
did i spend so much money last nite?? but i had a pina colada .. and it was good ...
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9:52 am
counting down
35 mins to 6 oclock, 14 more weeks till i finish attachment, 15 months till i graduate and 20 years till i die
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5:25 pm
confirmation of my superhero status
not nice to steal the pic from the guy, so check out this link for a very cool picture of napkin man...
link here to daragh's blog
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3:14 pm
in need
of a blowjob, some sex on the beach and then have a screaming orgasm ...
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11:49 am
im dreaming
of pina coladas and a sandy beach with clear waters ...
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11:37 am
somehow
i feel being on attachment is worse than serving army ..
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3:12 pm
you know
you add colour to my days
but for now
my life is a perpetual shade of grey
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9:38 am
my fren used to say
chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory last forever...
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9:27 am
i pray
the grind of daily life will not harden our hearts and make us cold...
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4:07 pm
not funny lor..
i was looking through the subjects for the special semester come may and june. at first i clicked and saw desktop publishing, and i was super happy!! becoz i only need one more module to clear my minor and i really wanted to do desktop publishing. so rejoice i did, until i realised that it was only offered during the special semester 1 period, which is from may to june, and i only can do the course from june to july (sem 2). wahhh lau, then i click on those offered in sem 2 and they only haf web design (which i already have) and nothing else.. does this really mean i need to do an extra module in my year 4??
fuck not funy at all lor..
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5:09 pm
maybe
im just scared to know You were right all this while...
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4:48 pm
ord lo!
thanks everybody who tagged!! haha, i know that's such a cheapo way to get tags.. but then again, im a cheapo wat.. din really do much today.. as my colleague puts it, today everybody like in ord mood. i finally got my laptop at work though.. so that means i get access to the internet... hoo ray! ok there's really nothing interesting about my life right now, sooooo just stay tune for the next utmost bo liao post (i got no inspiration lar..)
If I could build my whole world around you, darlin
First I'd place heaven by your side.
Pretty flowers would grow wherever you walked, honey
And over your head would be the bluest sky.
Then I'd take every drop of rain
And wash all your troubles away.
I'd have my whole world wrapped up in you darlin'
And that would be alright.
If I could build my whole world around you,
I'd make your eyes the morning sun.
I'd put so much love where there'd been sorrow,
I'd put joy where there'd never been none.
Then I'd give my love to you
For you to keep for the rest of your life.
And oh, happiness would surely be ours
And that would be alright, oh yes it would.
Oh, if I could build my whole world around you darlin'
I'd give you the greatest gift that a woman could possess.
Then I'd step into this world you created
And bring you true love and happiness.
And there'd be something new in every tomorrow
To make this world better as days go by.
-if i could build my world around you, marvin gaye and tammi terrell
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11:08 pm
