warning: contagious virus outbreak
there has been a recent epidemic of a deadly disease called dota. victims of the disease suffer from symptoms of hysteria, often registering high blood pressure levels. also they are prone to cussin a computer screen from time to time, however this varies from patient to patient, long suffers are more immune to it, whereas new patients are more susceptible. other symptoms include random outbursts of the phrase "mmmmmmMMMMM MONSTER KILL!!" and ceaseless discussions of strategies that has no relevance to real life. lastly, it affects typing skills as often phrases like 'we will pwn you' are used.
there is currently no cure for this highly contagious disease, but to relieve some of the pain, sufferers can seek help at specialized centers at rates of $2 to $2.50 an hour.
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napkin man
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