fact or fiction
parents have a funny way of scaring their children, tonight you will hear a few stories, and then decide whether they are fact or fiction.
the bo liao baboosing
young nappy was having lunch at a coffeshop with he's mom. when out of no where appeared a baboosing and he's mom exclaims "boy ah, that babooosing is here to catch u". frightened, young nappy turned to peep at the baboosing, and the baboosing caught him and kidnap him. is this fact or fiction??
ans: it actually is juz fiction, as we all knowm baboosings are nice ppl, and mean no harm, though they look fierce. so why would they catch you for no reason, unless u make dumb baiyee jokes, then the turbanator will come catch u and twist your neh neh pok. that tale has left me afraid of them for most of my childhood may i add.
the more bo liao policeman
young nappy, again was having lunch with he's mom at the same coffeeshop on a different day, when some police guys arrived to buy lunch. nappy's momma said "boy if u naughty, the policeman will catch you". so nappy freaked out and cried, then the police men came to arrest him and charged him for unlawful behaviour in a public place.is this fact or fiction?
ans: it is.. fiction, we all know the singapore police force is the pride of the land, protecting our neighbourhood, keeping it safe, yeah! keeping it safe! for u and for me. so why would they catch us for no reason?? of cos its a good way to teach ur kid to behave, but also, it leaves a frightening image on their minds.
the rubbish dump baby
recalling the day that he was born, nappy's mom told him that he was picked up from the smelly rubbish dump downstairs. is this fact or fiction??
ans: it is of course a fact. how else will nappy end up being so crappy?? ah ha! but please, parents out that, it is no joke to tell ur kid that he is picked up from the rubbish dump, because they are easily scarred like that..
the rice bowl wife
over dinner, nappy's granny warned that if he left grains of rice on he's plate, he's future wife will have a bad case of acne/pimples on her face. is this fact or fiction
ans: this is again a fact, as of now nappy is still without a gf let alone wife, hence the curse of the pimple face has been borne by himself..
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napkin man
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11:13 pm
