break me down
could this be my first official sad and lousy entry? maybe, its my turn to bitch... im so sick of every darn thing... i really wish i could board the plane now and leave everything behind. don't get me wrong, there's really nothing wrong with me, i m juz feeling a inertia of sorts, a feeling of not wanting to do anything, anymore. i don't even think i have much to do in the first place.(or do i??) and those i hafta do, i don't really feel a sense of sianess doing it.. i do think this is a last wave spiritual attack im getting before i get baptised. argh... im disorientated, numb of feelings and juz in a pms mood.. don't mind me, go ahead with your lives, they don't revolve around mine.. i'll be smiling when you're smiling..
in other news: lil angel is discharged, well at least there's something to be cheery about.. but i kindda miss spongebob grandma...
somewhere only we know...
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1:14 pm
1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4
1030hrs: sentosa for trial games
1230hrs: phone call that made me worried.. again
1600hrs: left sentosa to play soccer
1930hrs: home
remarks:
- sentosa was abit too draggy, but there were lots to see today
- was great meeting the hiadis again, we're playing for PvP!!
- going to hospital tmr, hellooooo nurse! nah kidding..
im here without you baby
but you're still on my lonely mind
i think about you baby
and i dream about you all the time
im here without you baby
but you're still with me in my dreams
and tonight, its only you and me
-3 doors down, here without you
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12:08 am
one liners
finished my 3 week work stint.
very tired lately.
tiredness inhibits creative energy.
got a scare juz now,and got worried.
glad everything's ok.
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1:45 am
over
whew! finally, my last day of my 3 weeks stint working is over! had quite a good last day too, was having department lunch, and my boss paid, so i got free lunch and a 2 hr plus long break. now im totally drained from all those days of work. i hope to recharge soon, the tiredness has been sapping me of my creative energy, i cant seem to do anything right..like planning stuffs.. esp thinking of the writeup for the omc booklet.
ok there's one stoopid song that's lodged in my head for damn long, i think it can be on par with hoobastink's the reason.. this song is the stoopid banana song that the hall guys are singing, its frigging irritating! peeping thru the window, what do ppl see... if u want to jiak keng jio, do it the proper way... max, if u are reading this, you know what i mean!!!
ok shall end here.. that's as creative as i can get.. enjoy
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1:19 am
i must be at least mildy weird
becoz, the thing that frustrates me everyday, is not my mom nagging, or isit my boss piling me work, or not getting to go out.. but when i purpose to wake up early, so i could go to my workplace for breakfast, and along the way some obstacles prevents me from doing so, i get pissed, really pissed. this is so especially when the freakin bus 154 doesnt come @ its stipulated time, and 2 arrive at the same time, leaving me a measley 10 mins for breakfast.. i get real pissed!! or when i know im going to be early, just for that stupid bus to drive away.
you see, bus 154 really doesnt keep to anybody's timing, don't be fooled by the busstop timing's they have, they don't obey any 15 min or 20 min rule, they come as and when they please. i think there's a secret bus 154 club amongst the drivers of that route.. a bunch of gangsta drivers. prolly when they feel bored, they'll wait for each other, then arrive 3 or 4 together, in what the army like to affectionately call the convoy level. seriously, 3 buses of the same number doesnt look cool, it just pisses ppl off...
and to top it off, i juz published the whole of the what i juz said on brian's blog.. im really losing my mind.. thankfully i had the sense to delete it.. else ppl might think brian's back.. which also isnt a bad thing..
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10:29 pm
super lost form
i'm tired, im hungry, wa za meh bo gao koon
i'm tired ,im hungry, wa za meh bo gao koon
check it out now, i want my kway peng
check it out now, i want my wod-ka
check it out now, i want to koon liao
goodnigh everliberrrdddyyy!!
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10:45 pm
hair cut.. yeah rite
its a disappointing day today, was so looking forward to having my hair cut after a tiring day @ work. but it turned out to be a super wash out (literally). the girl who washed my hair never put in effort at all, i prefered the last one, she even help me squeeze my pimple and she gave me a damn good neck rub. today's one was super nua and the neck rub is like she's juz lubricating my neck or something, no strength at all, eee...
then my stylist took over, well i told her to go crazy with the front part of my hair, because i wanna look funky, and she has been doing a good job thus far.. it doesnt look so bad lar, it juz look un-cut. the only good thing that came out of it?? student discount!
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11:14 pm
retail therapy
juz got saved by my aunt who pumped in abit of $$ for my trip. but being cash strapped yet impulsive as ever (also thanx to mark, yuen and ian.. bad influence!! kidding, still lurve ya all), yeah i went to get myself a staple t shirt. and im going for a haircut tmr! yep, so thats probably like 100 bucks blown in 2 days?? argh whatever, its been a long time since i pampered myself. hmm thats not very true either.. stop tormenting my brain!!
oh wells, im only setting my sights on 1 date, 4th july, for 2 reasons, im getting baptised, and im flying down to melbourne on the same day.. whoo hoo! have been bo chapping alot of stuffs, mainly omc .. argh, i don't want to paint banner, its such a chore!! and i still got to do the write up template.. maxine!! help me, thou art the communications student, so your ang moh shud be goody good.
new song i learn today: (sung to j-lo's jenny from the block)
ian the tagalog
don't be fooled by the cock that i talk
im stil im still ian the tagalog
used to be a stallion now im so lok kok
im still im still ian the tagalog
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10:30 pm
"took" ka cheng
trrruuu truuu
*sleepy nappy answers the phone*
police man??: allo, is this mr vincent yeo
me: yeah thats me
police man??: mr vincent, how is a mr adrian yuen related to you
me: he's my church friend
police man??: erm mr vincent, mr adrian has been found in a long kang this morning with he's backside facing up and split open with alot of blood ah
me: *disbelief*
police man??: where were you at 330 last night
me: i was sleeping
police man??: mr vincent, i need you to come down to eu tong seng police station to make a statement ah, and your friend has lost alot of blood..
*stunned awhile, then brain starts to think*
to self: wait a minute, why is this police man calling me with he's handphone!
it turned out to be the guy with the open back side .. i've got all the right friends
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3:25 pm
sometimes all we need
is a pole to dance to
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1:21 am
fact or fiction
parents have a funny way of scaring their children, tonight you will hear a few stories, and then decide whether they are fact or fiction.
the bo liao baboosing
young nappy was having lunch at a coffeshop with he's mom. when out of no where appeared a baboosing and he's mom exclaims "boy ah, that babooosing is here to catch u". frightened, young nappy turned to peep at the baboosing, and the baboosing caught him and kidnap him. is this fact or fiction??
ans: it actually is juz fiction, as we all knowm baboosings are nice ppl, and mean no harm, though they look fierce. so why would they catch you for no reason, unless u make dumb baiyee jokes, then the turbanator will come catch u and twist your neh neh pok. that tale has left me afraid of them for most of my childhood may i add.
the more bo liao policeman
young nappy, again was having lunch with he's mom at the same coffeeshop on a different day, when some police guys arrived to buy lunch. nappy's momma said "boy if u naughty, the policeman will catch you". so nappy freaked out and cried, then the police men came to arrest him and charged him for unlawful behaviour in a public place.is this fact or fiction?
ans: it is.. fiction, we all know the singapore police force is the pride of the land, protecting our neighbourhood, keeping it safe, yeah! keeping it safe! for u and for me. so why would they catch us for no reason?? of cos its a good way to teach ur kid to behave, but also, it leaves a frightening image on their minds.
the rubbish dump baby
recalling the day that he was born, nappy's mom told him that he was picked up from the smelly rubbish dump downstairs. is this fact or fiction??
ans: it is of course a fact. how else will nappy end up being so crappy?? ah ha! but please, parents out that, it is no joke to tell ur kid that he is picked up from the rubbish dump, because they are easily scarred like that..
the rice bowl wife
over dinner, nappy's granny warned that if he left grains of rice on he's plate, he's future wife will have a bad case of acne/pimples on her face. is this fact or fiction
ans: this is again a fact, as of now nappy is still without a gf let alone wife, hence the curse of the pimple face has been borne by himself..
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11:13 pm
monday madness
0700hrs: alarm rang
0710hrs: alarm rang again
0725hrs: breakfast
0745hrs: shower
0815hrs: miss the bus
0825hrs: got on the bus
0835hrs: got to office
0840hrs: .............
2000hrs: left office
yay!! what a short day i had! its almost like i only did 9 things!
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11:12 pm
clap clap your hands..
mental note:ok, you've gotta remember that the minor for e is c#m and not bm.. it is just so off, especially when you are only one playing... not that He doesnt delight in your effort, but i guess its distracting and you need to be aware of it too...
closing thought: do we have a right to impose our standards on others?? and why will anybody be concerned about our standards when the only standard is the one that the almighty sets, with grace and mercy.. and thats what we should strive to achieve too, cause i've said before, it really sucks to send someone on a guilt trip.
i'll like a plane ticket on guilt air please.
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11:25 pm
current affairs
why we watch the morning news last time:
- cheryl fox
why we watch the morning news now:
- suzanne jung
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2:29 am
hungry photocopy machine
i could almost swore that the photocopy machine at work today was trying to tell me something. it sounded something like "banana, coke... banana, coke..." poor machine.. i think it needs oiling.. sigh..
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11:57 pm
having fun with predictive text
im sure all of us have used the predictive text during sms before. i find it especially amusing, especially some of the words you created yourself clash with the predictive words.. here's some:
ian- ham
our- nus (irritating, cos nus keeps appearing first)
out- ntu (equally irritating)
brian- asian
ailing- bikini (no offence, but i really think this is the funniest)
elsewhere, work has began to be boring.. looking forward to the enrollment days where there will be refreshments!! whoo hoo, my boss told me from thursday on, the food will be so much that it seems to be re-filling itself. but will be super busy, diving has been called off, cant afford the time.. darn, really wanted to go, but there's still melbourne..
registered for my subjects today oso, got quite a crappy time table i muz say, but at least i can attend lecture with the communications bunch! hopefully!! whee, im drawn to the dark side of communications..
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11:24 pm
just another update
whoa, i guess its been dead for quite some time here. just finished with mech camp today (its a camp organised by ntu for the junior colleges to expose them to mechanical engin, blah blah blah) yeah, and half the committee are not even doing mechanical engin anyway, but we had fun neverthelesss.
the kids were very cute!! well at least most of them. yeah, was with the ac kids most of the time, din know i had so much school pride. but felt quite bad neglecting the other 2 jc's under my charge, thankfully my frens were there to help! and at this point i do realise that i shud not refer them as kids.. but wat the heck, they're kids.. haha
din feel like going home after the camp, just totally concussed in my hall from 3 till 9, its a damn shitty feeling to wake up at a farnie time. and jio'ed my frens to coffeeshop for beer.. whoo hoo!! first beer in awhile.. ah who am i kidding...
yeah, but heard some tragic news today, quite stunned, i hope everything will be alrite for her though..
in other news: praise God for helping me clear my exams though they werent as good as i wanted them to be, however i did do well enuff for my communications module to take up a minor which i am thinking about.. hope it materialises.. staring work tmr, ciaoz...
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12:10 am
