visit the moon
well i like to visit the moon
on a rocket ship high in the air
yes i like to visit the moon
but i dun think i like to live there
though i like to look down at the earth from above
i would miss all the places and people i love
so although i might like it for one afternoon
i don't want to live on the moon
i like to travel under the sea
i could meet all the fish everywhere
yes i'd travel under the sea
but i dont think i would like to live there
i might stay for a day there if i had my wish
but there's not much to do
when your frens are all fish
and an oyster and clam or a grill family
so i dont want to live in the sea
i like to visit the jungle hear the lions roar
go back in time and meet a dinosaur
theres so many strange places i'd like to be
but none of them permanently
so if i should visit the moon
well i'll dance on a moon beam and then
i'll make a wish on a star
and i'll wish i was home once again
though i like to look down at the earth from above
i would miss all the places and people i love
so although i may go i'll be coming home soon
cos i don't want to live on the moon
-ernie, sesame street
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3:00 pm
red,yellow,green and orange,purple and blue
i can sing a rainbow
i can sing a rainbow
i can sing a rainbow too...
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2:10 am
pierce still got it
jamie cooked some disgusting looking stuff today. it was for some scottish friend of he's i think. but there was smoked salmon, and one can never go wrong with smoked salmon. caught laws of attraction in the afternoon, its actually quite a good show (max, certified safe to watch..) pierce brosnan and julian moore.. some love story set in the law environment scene.. and i hate to say this, although she looks darn old, she's actually quite attractive. oh no, have i caught the stalliono disease of liking older women??
in search of: lost in translation ost.. if there's one in the first place..
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1:31 am
guilt trip
im actually very sleepy now, but it was quite a good day. anyway, im just thinking bout how we lack the grace to show forgiveness to ppl that come our way. even if we are not directly impacted, but we seem to thrive on bringing a person on a guilt trip. and that just sucks. yet He showed grace all the time, even to the unworthy. n that is why we are here today, u reading this blog, and me writing it. lovely..
you can fly so high
keep your gaze upon the sky
i'll be praying every step along the way
even though it breaks my heart to know
we'll be so far apart
i love you too much to make you stay
baby fly away....
-corrinne may, fly away
thanx max for the song... lovely..
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1:19 am
finally cool weather
so glad that today's weather was fantastic, it was a nice chill and wasn't humid (most important). gonna try to do some qt later.. have not been really consistent with that, and i dun think i shud do qt while having a vodka cranberry huh?? coz 've got an urge to pour myself one.. but i shall restraint.
items for sale: looking for a blue colour paper with an ex president's face on it. new and old versions are acceptable. willing to exchange it with a purple colour wan. interested people please let me know. will not exchange it for services regarding my bottom though..
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1:58 am
an educational morning
woke up just in time for jamie today, he cooked dinner for he's band. he was demonstrating how cooking is really smililar to playing music, and how everything blends together. fanastic. next tuned in to extreme engineering (hmmms what can i say) and they were trying to design a super huge skyscraper called sky city, yeah, its a city in a city kind of concept,its always so interesting to see how they try to tackle all problems of mechanical and civil engineering. there wasnt anything fantastic on travel and adventure, was hoping to catch anthorny bourdain, but they seem to show it as and when the feel like it(i dun haf the cable tv guide).. dun really like the globe trekkers, unless ian wright is at the helm. hope they feature something melbourne soon!!
went on to read new man, there's this section on phobias, and it seems there is a phobia for anything imaginable, and somehow there's always these scientic names to them, so i've decided to come up with a couple:
yuenaphobia: phobia of man dessing up in green leotards and acting like a turtle
josephobia: phobia of social retards
stallionophobia: phobia of metrosexual good looking horses
napkinophobia: phobia of sanity napkins
loloxiphobia: phobia of the term "lolox"
bintangophobia: phobia of drinks with slogans like "best served with frens"
bintannohavephobia: phobia of the term "sorry dont have"
girleatsbreadphobia: phobia of girls who eats huge amounts of bread for breakfast
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1:17 pm
till i hear it from you
i didn’t ask
they shouldn’t have told me
at first i’d laugh, but now
it’s sinking in fast
whatever they’ve sold me
well baby i don’t want to take advice from fools
i’ll just figure everything is cool
until i hear it from you
it gets hard
the memory’s faded
who gets what they say
it’s likely they’re just jealous and jaded
well maybe I don’t want to take advice from fools
i’ll just figure everything is cool
until I hear it from you
until I hear it from you
i can’t let it get me down
or break up my train of thought
as far as I know, nothing’s wrong
until i hear it from you
still thinking about not living without it
outside looking in
til we’re talking about it, not stepping around it
maybe I don’t want to take advice from fools
i’ll just figure everything is cool
until I hear it from you...
-gin blossoms
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10:09 pm
ferry squeezie
now we know why the ferry was so squeezie...
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5:19 pm
having fun with photoshop
am using my laptop at home now.. freakin shiok, enjoying my wireless lan connection, im lurvin it! hmms i spent like 3 hrs doing that pic for my napture thing, i kindda like how all the colour blends and everything, cool eh?? photoshop is super fun, u can smudge all the colours and add dumb stuffs to all your pictures.. whoo hoo, time to distort everybody's faces!! first up... yuen's...
earwax: hoobastank's the reason... im totally hooked to this song manz, its super catchy, i think its juz a fad, i'll listen until sian ready then i wun listen to it for the nxt like 3 years.. but i really like the song..
im sorry that i hurt you
its something i muz live with everyday
and all the pain i put you thru
i wish i could take it all away
and be the one who catches all your tears
thats why i need u to hear
i found the reason for me
to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new
and the reason is you...
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1:29 am
looking good
just changed my blogskin.. i think this blog needs a fresh look, hence with the help of a lil angel, where's has all the booze has a new look! thank you lil angel for the help and effort and expertise.. u make this computer engineer look like a dumb dumb. yeah, and i really hope u're feeling better, cant really do much to help u, u gotta discover and slowely let wounds heal.. between u and the Creator... but im here if ya need ice cream!!
in other happenings, im back from bintan!! yep, took a short trip from friday till sunday.. here are some eventful happenings:
- being stung by a jellyfish for the first time...(wow!! im a man now!!)
- we paid 35 bux for snorkelling, it was fantastic (my 1st time) but ermm the rest prefer to spend that hour jumping off the boat
- taking banana boat ride twice, and flinging ourselves off becoz we're too expert in hanging on.. and the boat men cant fling us off
- zoe being more proficient in jet ski-ing than me, i look like a wuss behind her.. sigh.. totally ashamed..
- adrian and hua hui's stupidity behind the jet ski which landed yuen with a bad knee
- cheap seafood, wasnt THAT fantastic, but its an experience.. first time eating crab that taste like the black hacks sweet
- acting crazy in pasir oleh oleh which is some supermarket place.. as if we never saw snacks and drinks before
- crazy saturday night party where the dj cannot mix and the drinks are ex, plus ian dancing with an unidentified dancing wo/man.. but nevertheless, it was ok by their standards...
- bintang beer... best served with friends...
nxt up: diving.. hopefully
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11:44 pm
immortality, its yours, take it!
hmm i think thats how it goes, words taken out of archilles, or rather brad pitt. not too bad a show i must say, i mean which show do u get an elf and the incredible hulk as brothers?? and the hero of the day was ian (the trojan horse). fantastic stuff.. and brad pitt was super cool, though the babe he was with, not very babe. yeah n the starting part of the show abit like saving private ryan set in the 3500 bc, damn nice.. muz watch!!!
ahead: soaking up the sun
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11:36 pm
when we were dumb dumbs
juz when i thought i couldnt get more dumb, green gas beat me to it. here goes...
trruuu trruuuu
me: hey man
yuen: hey man
me: today got cell anot??
yuen: should be lar..
me: its ian's birthday you know??
yuen: what??!!!
me: yar what, its the 12th..
yuen: does he know??? (does ian know its he's birthday??ritee...)
yep yep, in the end the "celebration" ended up pretty ok, it was quite a chill one, although i thought ian would hold a biggy for he's 21st. but i guess he'd prefer to meet different grp of friends individually like me...(i think so, not trying to 2nd guess you) or either that, he cant afford to get all the gals into one chalet or they'll start beating each other up. and ian gave a speech too!! quite touching, we even got videos for that thanx to aunty angie. aniwei doode, gonna miss ya too when u're gone, no more bumming buddy.. meanwhile, lets rock the rest of the time we still have..
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1:17 am
dumb dumb
i finally understood why im so down the whole of this morning. i hadn't drank any coffee for the whole day yet! silly me, i was reading my stupid tag board and i realised i needed coffee. another dumb old me conversation i had with ian just now
ring ring
me: hello.. (sian tone)
ian:where you wanna swim??
me: i dunno, angie leh??
ian: shes not around, then how??
me:then dun wan lor, what u doing tonite??
ian: dunno, maybe going to celebrate
me: celebrate what?? (like a fool)
ian: my birthday lar!! ass (i believe this was abit more vulgar)
me: oh yar!!(feeling like an idiot at this point).. happy birthday!!
well so there you have it, i officially forgot that it was the stallion's birthday today, and it took himself to remind me. but all's not lost, we at where's has all the booze would wanna take this opportunity to wish u a happy happy 21st birthday. go collect your free complimentary booze from yuen.
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3:52 pm
few prawn facts
went prawning with p diddy ian today. so aniwei, i've discovered a few interesting facts today, maybe i'll submit it to ripley's believe it or not sometime.
fact one: do you know that prawns are non-muslim? yep they eat pigs liver, so they should be christians, or hindus, or buddhists. but i like to believe that they are christians. i caught 5 christian prawns today!
fact two: prawns love earthworms. after we change bait from liver to earthworms, they bite almost instantly. but the thing that's queer is, earthworms never go into water, and prawns never crawl on land, so how the hell does prawns know how earthworms taste like??
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11:04 pm
we luv pics!
right, we here at wheres has all the booze are true to customer satisfaction. we bring back to u our favourite mascot, dj yuen. after a long period of being screwed by angelfire, we actively seek to solve our hosting problems. kindly assisted by the very naggy gen.
elsewhere, boring day, going fishing with p diddy ian tommorrow, hopefully i'll catch a giant kim bak lo or a soon hock. yeah, hope it wont be as humid as today, i find myself in a very sticky situation the whole day.(ok bad joke)
alrite lost all will to blog after my green gas fren criticised my style of blogging.. so i shall go hide up in the mountain and learn the great art of blogging for 10 years before coming down to challenge thee.. take care..
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2:33 am
t'was the day to remember our moms
whoa, today is totally crazy.. im totally drained man. woke up at 7 for worship prac. and im feeling the after effects, im actually feeling high now.. lack of sleep gives me that.. hence a crazy nite out doesnt mean its always the alcohol. yeah, rushed back home to go for lunch at tanglin club with my uncle's family.. darn buffet lunch, got me abit fat. yeah to the un-informed, tanglin club is like one of the most exclusive clubs in spore, the snob factor is like way up there manz..
then its off to flea and easy at jiak kim street.. totally totally wash out there was nothing to be found there, altho lydia (also pronounce leeeedddyiiiiiiaaaaaa!!!) had a field time.. was looking for cd's but there's not man with suitcase full of cd's this time. so i gotta settle for rum and coke. and the most retarded thing happened to me, i was trying to spit a pit into the ash tray, and end up blowing up the ash which got all over my face. (mental note: it might be the cause of my sneezing now, although i dunno how).
rushed home again, and went to jurong west (ya know where the nice macdonalds with the bowling alley and near tang dynasty??) for dinner. yeah they had like steam boat package for 10 bucks per pax. so me bro and me decide to be good sons and treat the family to a nice dinner. it din turn out that well becoz we had to wait a freakin hr to be seated, there was like so many ppl we could haf a mini soccer tournament or something. but the food not too bad lar, however we're left smelling oily.. my hair still smells of steamboat after repeated washes!! ok remember i said we treated our family, however guai this might seem, dun be fooled.. the money will get back to us somehow.. its a vicious cycle.. cos we are always left with no money by say the 20th..(hopefully can make it that far)
thats my eventful day for all u voyuers.. hope u had a swell time too..
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11:19 pm
no more fire
angelfire has fang a very da fei ji on us... photologs have been reduced to online adverts for angelfire.. and there's nothing we can do about it!! even napkin man stands helpless...
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1:04 am
show down at high noon
*bang* *bang* *bang* argh, sick, suddenly got the heavy feeling looming over me. thats the problem when u get too much time on ur hands too, u start to think crazy things. u start to wonder bout all the "if onlys" and "what ifs". u let yourself be drowned in silly ideas.. there's nothing really wrong with it, cept it makes u insane. and here at where's has all the booze, we pride ourselves to be leaders of sanity.. i'd offer myself a sanity napkin now, but i think i haf run dry... thats why im feeling cranky, the mood swings starts kicking in.. oops its the time of the month again!
or maybe all those weeks of prep'ing myself with exams, juz drained me of emotions, and now that its over, im od'ed on emotions. so its the same as alcohol, u ride the emotional high, then it hits that limit where u're drunk with emotions, then u juz wanna puke, and then u feel like crap. the only thing u really want is sleep and for the day to never come, u just wanna lie in bed, and hope the hangover doesn't hit you.
or maybe its just things that i have put aside for way too long, hoping to never resolve, hoping for it to blow over, but it doesnt. and it comes back to haunt u... hard.. its like u kanna gui pai qi gong n u're almost bursting... we at where's has all the booze recommends: a heineken a day to keep your troubles away.. nah im kidding, our hope lies in one and only one... go figure
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3:00 am
most bo liao day
okays, im back in school now, quite crappy, came back just to send some presentation slides to my lecturer, cos the only copy i have is in hall. argh, feel a whole day gone, nvm, at least i get to use the fast connection here for awhile. going back soon...
well mambo last nite was absoulutely fantastic, din have this much fun in awhile. for starters, there were more girls in our grp this time!! well, now i just sound like a horny bitch, which i am.. ermm ok forget watever i said. but still, i had my fav drink, thanx max!! and the bartender is just super irritating lar, took like half and hour just to light the damn drink, and the flame din even last.. crappy.. the music wasnt that fantastic either, played alot of gay songs, just nice for the red tshirt gay on the podium.. he looks absoulutely gay, and is gay, definitely gay.. ok stop saying gay.. gay.. gay gay gay...but i guess we still had fun coz maybe its been awhile since i let loose?? or maybe its just the company and stuff lar, alrite thanx all the folks for going down with me last nite!!
lastly, not to forget a very important person, yuen.. yo dude, aniwei i know u are damn sian now lar, but i defintely would not claim to understand how u feel, however, if we cant pray for the problem to go away, then we shall pray that the comforting hand of the Lord be upon u and grant u strength too!! stay chill and continue to be gay!! (no pun intended.. ok there was!!) alrite.. take care..
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3:41 pm
inspired to blog
beautiful weather!! cool and nice, all we need is jazz, a book and a nice hot cuppa.. and amazingly i woke up by 930. couldn't sleep anymore cos my tummy was growling, so i had to wake up to unload myself. anyway, flipped to discovery travel, love travel programs, at least im seeing the world without getting off my butt. and more ideas for holiday trips!! yep, 1130 was time for oliver's twist!! whoo hoo, almost forgot to watch it, but yeah, brian would agree with me on this, jamie rox!! which reminds me, stallion i might need the book back from u real soon.
looking ahead, hoping to go jogging again later, yesterday's run was not bad, but my thighs are abit numb, but i need to regain fitness!! plus weather so cool, i think i might be able to do a longer distance!! then tonite's cell, long time havent been there, then its off to mambo. not a big fan, aww who am i kidding, i think we're all closet mambo freaks!! haha, no really, but juz need to work up my dancing cells again.. hope it would not be a let down man, and also hope somebody will get me a flaming.. hint hint!!
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12:47 pm
i need funds
this is bad, i have the time, but i aint got the funds... there's many things i want to do but cant do, hence im stuck!! argh, im sick of holidays already, lets start sch straight away!!! nah im just joking..
alrite, this is a dumb entry, dont feel like blogging, but there's nothing better to do. am watching guess guess guess at the same time, whoo!! yang cheng lin!! wang xin lin is guest today too!! 2 chio bu's in one show.. hot hot hot!!
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12:36 am
in da club
pop the beer, wine watever u have, cause u will find me in da club... here's to 3 months of doing nothing! call me... call me.. baby baby call me now.. do do do it.. baby please!!
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12:29 pm
The Reason
I'm not a perfect person
as many things I wish I didn't do
but I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
and so I have to say before I go
that I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
to change who I used to be
a reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
it's something I must live with everyday
and all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
and be the one who catches all your tears
that's why I need you to hear
I've found a resaon for me
to change who I used to be
a reason to start over new
and the reason is you
and the reason is you
and the reason is you
and the reason is you
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
and so I have to say before I go
that I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
to change who I used to be
a reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
a side of me you didn't know
a reason for all that I do
and the reason is you
-hoobastank
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11:54 pm
